The first three months are in a stage that I call �The Shit Period.�

It is a stage in which it seems that time keeps getting slower & slower and time speeds along like a drunk snail. It is characterized by fatigue by noon of any day. Productivity is almost at a stand still.

The second stage usually has the majority of the year, by claiming a total of seven months. This stage is called �The Hyper-plex.� This stage is when time seems to speed by like a snail on crack. It is characterized by �the daze�, a series of events of not knowing what day and/or what time it is. This usually occurs during the summer months. It is characterized by extreme velocity in one�s perspective. Productivity is at a rapid rate, everything is going so fast, that the third stage enters.

The third stage is the last two months of a year, this stage called �Hyper-Shit Segway.� This stage is when everything seems to slow down to a grinding halt, thus being the segway from �The Hyper-plex� to �The Shit Period.� It is characterized by the breakdown of reality, when things start going back to work slowly. Time goes by normal in this stage, as normal as a snail at a regular pace. Productivity is also normal. This is the only normal part of the year.

posted at 23:57 on 05.01.2004
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